Immortal Technique — Goonies Never Die

[Intro 1] And it's not smart to be dumb It's not smart to be dumb Bumb de dumb dumb dumb Back where I come from It's not considered smart to be dumb [Intro 2: Immortal Technique + Empanada] — Okay, little empanada, time for bed. — Uncle Felipe… — What? What is it now? — I heard that you and my dad used to be in a gang. Is that true? — Who told you that, man? Your mother? It wasn't a gang, we were just a group of friends. — Did you do bad things? — No no no, look, we just used to draw on stuff, play karate, borrow things, throw stuff, you know, run around at night, like Goonies. — What's a Goonie? — You never heard of Goonies before?! [Verse 1: Immortal Technique] I could've chose another life with the feds tryna get me Little kids puttin' work in like at Gap and Disney In the whip, high as shit like Bobby and Whitney Grab your hand and push the motherfuckin' pedal to sixty Harlem cops frisk me to get me to make their quotas But I told ya "Siempre hay que separar las drogas" Bar brawl in the club, poppin' and rockin' jaws Shot it out, leavin' bullet holes the size of Matzoh balls I love thick chicks, never fucked with a slim broad Played soccer and hammered nails into their shin guards Gambled at cee lo with Dominicans locked in the tombs We was there for robbin' niggas for them Spanish doubloons Remember Goonie-era graffiti of all sorts? Now they wanna foreclose on the hood to build a golf course I'll put your hand in a blender to make an entrée Then cut your dick off and glue it back on the wrong way [Hook: Immortal Technique] All my revolutionary soldiers better ride My word is mathematics, bitch, numbers never lie So even if they tell you I'm dead, I'm still alive Because, motherfucker, Goonies never die Witness protection program, rappers better hide I serve revenge out the freezer, niggas never slide So if they tell you I'm gone and you safe, niggas lied Because, motherfucker, Goonies never die [Verse 2: Swave Sevah] I'm a certified Goonie, the type to burglarize your crib And leave it smellin' like sour and Afghan gooey Life is a movie, but yours was filmed on a greener screen I give you pure uncut raw, no deleted scenes War with a broadsword, dumpin' a TEC-9 Slit your throat, give you a Colombian necktie The best buy to get, we let die Let fly the next guy to try some shit Listen, a few words just to describe my clique We like a gang of Spartans, walkin' on the Gaza Strip Never say die it's time to fight and we never run My Goonies rob niggas for jewelry We call 'em treasure hunts Let him front like he a tough guy with me I'll hit him, slug turn him to One-Eyed Willy Watery grave, hide your chips I'll hijack your boat load and cruise away on my pirate ship [Hook: Immortal Technique] All my revolutionary soldiers better ride My word is mathematics, bitch, numbers never lie So even if they tell you I'm dead, I'm still alive Because, motherfucker, Goonies never die Witness protection program, rappers better hide I serve revenge out the freezer, niggas never slide So if they tell you I'm gone and you safe, niggas lied Because, motherfucker, Goonies never die [Verse 3: Diabolic] Before Duncan Pinderhughes was runnin' with Doug E. Doug My team got away with murder, we ain't fit the bloody glove Those jungle breeds and we come to feed our hungry cubs With hoes pullin' out our pipes Like Goonies under country clubs Let these funny thugs know whoever steps in Bolic's spot Is gettin' crushed with solid rock like Chester Copperpot I suggest the drama stops, I'll flood blocks with mustard gas You're up shits creek in a rubber raft cut in half Cross my fuckin' path, I dare you, I'll mangle who lit the fuse Quick to lose my marbles like Mikey replacin' his with jewels Watchin' y'all enslave the game, I'm forced to say the truth Break the chains quick as Sloth reachin' for a Baby Ruth We got 80 proof and whores in Daisy Dukes extra low While fat bitches do the truffle shuffle just to get in shows Fuck what your record sold! Respect the code and recognize The rebel tribe that my people kept alive will never die [Hook: Immortal Technique] All my revolutionary soldiers better ride My word is mathematics, bitch, numbers never lie So even if they tell you I'm dead, I'm still alive Because, motherfucker, Goonies never die Witness protection program, rappers better hide I serve revenge out the freezer, niggas never slide So if they tell you I'm gone and you safe, niggas lied Because, motherfucker, Goonies never die