JAY-Z — Laser In Ya Ear Freestyle

[Intro: Puff Daddy (Jay-Z)] Bad Boys (Puff, what up nigga? Let's go half on a boat!) Come out and play You know we had to do a remix, right? (Me too, uh, Young!) [Verse 1: Jay-Z] You niggas is ass, I put your ass in a bad play This ain't no fair one, get rid of you the fast way Ski mask way, pull hammers from the coat This ain't no handgun, this shit'll sink a boat (What boat?) Any one in the Atlantic, the S.S. Minnow, the Titanic Send a distress signal like poof Red flares in the air don't matter to me Send the army, coast guard, the whole faculty I see and I raise you one, I raise guns like Bebe's kids The Bad Boy but no I'm not Janice's, I'm Gloria's warrior When I flash the tool, leave you stiff like photographers Y'all don't got heart for this art of war My arsenal is more awesome than yours When Hov' in the building, niggas lost from the door From the front porch 'cause I have no flaws [Chorus: Jay-Z] Y'all keep acting like y'all don't hear I put this little red laser in your ear [Verse 2: Jay-Z] No rap, you rat, you wack, you bore me I wanna end your career but you gon' do it for me I'm, one of the greats You know Young demand 'bout a hundred out the gate For a flyer with my face (woo!) I'm like Mariah with the cake Lord knows 'bout to retire with Mase All my broads look like Mya in the waist All over the country like Shania in the face I brought the pliers to the place To apply pressure, I don't know how you gon' take Niggas acting like they flying with a cape 'Til I bring 'em to Earth then they hiring the Jake Monkeys can't look the lion in the face The king of the jungle, nigga, did I mumble? [Chorus: Jay-Z] Y'all keep acting like y'all don't hear I put this little red laser in your ear I'm saying this slow so you clear I put this little red laser in your ear [Verse 3: Jay-Z] (Is he?) Uh, I'm dead serious Save them games you play for Lil' Vicious I bust a deuce-deuce in your bubble goose God damn, Brooklyn to Hollywood, I'm so good The Roc denim jeans, uh! S Dots in green, the red Roc chain You gotta love it how he does it (how he do it?) How I hustle a dollar then I double it Y'all ain't fucking with my déjà vu Y'all can't double down the way I do Nigga, The Blueprint 2, I move three Y'all can't move me from the number one spot Run the numbers on S Dot [Chorus: Jay-Z] Y'all keep acting like y'all don't hear I put this little red laser in your ear I'm saying this slow so you clear I put this little red laser in your ear, geah