Janis Ian — Married in London

[Verse 1] We're married in London But not in New York Spain says we're Kosher The States say we're pork We wed in Toronto The judge said "Amen" And when we got home We were single again [Verse 2] It's hard being married And living in sin Sometimes I forget Just which state I am in Thank God I'm not Catholic I'd be a mess Trying to figure out What to confess [Verse 3] My passport in Sweden Says I've got a wife Amsterdam tells me I'm partnered for lifе But back in America Land of the free I'm a threat to Thе national security [Verse 4] If I were a frog Here is what I would say— It's hard being green It's hard being gay But love has no color And hearts have no sex So love where you can And fuck all the rest [Outro] Thank you.