Janis Ian — On the Train

[Verse 1] When I was on the train, I said "I said I always wanted to see the sun someday Would you please take up the shade?" [Verse 2] Mr. President, his face went red And he said, "Kid, you should have come before I came Would you please remove your face" [Outro] I'm on the train And I'm trying to make it away I'm on the train They keep on trying to make me ashamed So many funny people in life today