Jelly Roll Morton — The Dirty Dozen

Oh you dirty motherfucker You old cocksucker You dirty son of a bitch You bastard You're everything And yo' mammy don't wear no drawers Yes, you did me this, you did me that You did your father You did your mother You did everybody you come to 'Cause yo' mammy don't wear no drawers That's the Dirty Dozen Oh, the Dirty lovin' Dozen The Dirty Dozen Yes yo' mammy don't wear no drawers So I had a bitch Wouldn't fuck me 'cause she had the itch Yes she's my bitch Oh yo' mammy wouldn't wear no drawers Said you dirty motherfucker You old cocksucker You dirty son of a bitch Oh everything you know Oh you low bitch Yes and everything you'll do Mmm—yes—mmm, Lord Yes you did Yes you dirty bitch Suck my prick Oh eat me up All that kind of stuff Yes yo' mammy wouldn't wear no drawers Said, look up bitch, you make me mad I tell you 'bout the puppies that your sister had Oh it was a fad She fucked a hog She fucked a dog I know the dirty bitch would fuck a frog 'Cause yo' mammy don't wear no drawers I went one day Out to the lake I seen your mammy A-fuckin' a snake All she tried, she tried to shake All she shuck, shake on the cake Mammy don't wear no drawers