Jerry Herman — Bosom Buddies from Mame

[KAREN MORROW & JERRY HERMAN] We'll always be bosom buddies Friends, sisters, and pals We'll always be bosom buddies If life should reject you There's me to protect you [KAREN] If I say that your tongue is vicious [JERRY] If I call you uncouth [BOTH] It's simply that Who else but a bosom buddy Will sit down and tell ya the truth? We'll always be dear companions [KAREN] My crony [JERRY] My mate [BOTH] We'll always be harmonizing Orphan Annie and Sandy Like Amos and Andy [JERRY] If I say that your sense of style's As far as off as your youth It's simply that [BOTH] Who else but a bosom buddy Will sit down and level Will give you the devil Will sit down and tell you the truth?