Jerry Herman — We Dont Go Together At All

[Sadie]: Look Marcello... A girl with a drive and a fellow with a dream Are like pickled herring with vanilla ice cream So, as unromantic as my words may seem We don't go together at all My big loud mouth and your quiet ways Are like August evenings with December days Are like corned beef and cabbage topped with mayonnaise We don't go together at all We're like chicken soup And a slice of ham [Marcello]: We're the big bad wolf And the little lamb [Sadiе]: Like a picnic lunch That's ruined by a sudden squall [Sadiе]: We don't [Marcello]: No we don't [Both]: No we don't go together at all [Marcello]: Like an overcoat And a hot July [Sadie]: Like a bowl of borscht And a pizza pie [Marcello]: Like if I asked you To come to the policemen's ball [Sadie]: We don't [Marcello]: No we don't [Both]: No we don't go together at all [Sadie]: An onion roll at a Mayfair tea Like a march by Sousa in a minor key [Marcello]: So forget all the magic that was meant to be We don't go together at all [Marcello]: A stable boy and a suffragette Are about as peculiar as a pair can get [Both]: So it's, oh, such a pity That we even met [Sadie]: We don't go together at all [Marcello]: But, I like your spunk [Sadie]: And I like your pride [Marcello]: So I'll still be there Marching at your side [Sadie]: So, I guess, my friend We must admit the simple fact That opposites [Both]: Oh yes opposites Attract