Jerry Reed — When Youre Hot Youre Hot

[Verse 1] Well, now me and Homer Jones and Big John Talley Had a big crap game goin' back in the alley And I kept rollin' them sevens and winnin' all them pots My luck was so good, I could do no wrong I just kept on rollin' and controllin' them bones Finally, they just threw up their hands and said "When you hot, you hot," I said, "Yeah" [Chorus] When you're hot, you're hot And when you're not, you're not Put all the money in and let's roll 'em again When you're hot, you're hot La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la, when you're hot, you're hot [Verse 2] Well, now every time I rolled them dice, I'd win And I was just gettin' ready to roll 'em again When I heard somethin' behind me I turned around and there was a big old cop He said, "Hello, boys," then he gave us a grin, said "Look like I'm gon' have to haul y'all in And keep all that money for evidence" I said, "Well, son when you hot, you hot," he said, "Yeah" [Chorus] When you're hot, you're hot And when you're not, you're not "You can 'splain it all down at City Hall" I said, "Yeah, when you're hot, you're hot" La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la, when you're hot, you're hot [Verse 3] Well, when he took us in to court, I couldn't believe my eyes The judge was a fishin' buddy that I recognized I said, "Hey, judge, old buddy, old pal I'll pay you that hundred I owe you if you'll get me outta this spot" So he gave my friends a little fine to pay He turned around and grinned at me and said "Ninety days, Jerry, when you hot, you hot" And I said, "Thanks a lot" [Chorus] When you're hot, you're hot And when you're not, you're not He let my friends go free and throwed the book at me He said, "Well, when you're hot, you're hot" [Outro] I said, "Well, I'll tell you one thing, judge, old buddy, old pal If you wasn't wearin' that black robe I'd take you out in back of this courthouse And I'd try a little bit of your honor on" "You understand that, you hillbilly? Who's gonna collect my welfare? Pay for my Cadillac? What do you mean "Contempt of Court"? Judge, oh, judge, judgie-poo"