Jim Carrey — You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch

[Intro] With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick Ho, ho, ho! [Verse 1] You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel [Verse 2] Just face the music, you're a monster, Mr. Grinch, yes, you are Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole [Bridge] You know, if you ask the Who's Who of Whoville No one's denyin' [Verse 3] You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch Given the choice between you I'd take the seasick crocodile