Jimmy Buffett — Bank of Bad Habits

[Verse 1] The rumors and the stories of my past I can't deny I'm no St. Ignatius but again I'm no bar fly The wrong thing is the right thing until you lose control I got this bank of bad habits in a corner of my soul [Chorus] Bank of bad habits The price of vice foretold One by one they'll do you in They're bound to take their toll The wrong thing is the right thing Until you lose control I got this bank of bad habits In a corner of my soul [Verse 2] Last night I said good bye to a dear onld friend of mine Just a throwback shell beach party nothing really asinine Rum and cooked animals and bullshit by the ton That party lasted way too long and I had way too much fun [Chorus] Bank of bad habits The price of vice foretold One by one they'll do you in They're bound to take their toll The wrong thing is the right thing Until you lose control I got this bank of bad habits In a corner of my soul [Bridge] Time for you to spend that dough You're the only one you owe So put away those alibis You can't fool that banker in the sky Now let me tell you about the seven deadly sins [Verse 3] One PRIDE-Thou shalt not have pride in thy neighbor Two COVETING-Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife Three LUST-Thou shalt not lust after his neighbor's wife Four ANGER-Do not be angry with your neighbor's wife Five GLUTTONY-Do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn Six ENVY-Do not envy your neighbor's wife Seven SLOTH-Do not be a slob And the eighth deadly sin is... PIZZA [Verse 4] A picture's worth a thousand words just ask a camera man And it's no sin to stop and look I do it when I can But you have to purge that urge to merge You have to keep your head Or trouble is what you will find inside some stranger's bed [Chorus] Bank of bad habits The price of vice foretold One by one they'll do you in They're bound to take their toll The wrong thing is the right thing Until you lose control I got this bank of bad habits In a corner of my soul [Outro] The wrong thing is the right thing Until you lose control I got this bank of bad habits It's worth its weight in gold Yea we're talkin Kruggerand Dubloon You know I was wondering Do you think they have and ATM Machine for Bad Habits? I think I'll apply for that card