Jimmy Buffett — Its a Big Old Goofy World Live

[Verse 1] Up in the morning, work like a dog Is better than sitting, like a bump on a log Mind all your manners, be as quiet as a mouse Some day you’ll own a home, that’s as big as a house Now I know a fella, he eats like a horse Knocks his old balls, round the old golf course You oughta see his wife, she’s a cute little dish Smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish [Chorus] Hey There’s a big old goofy man Dancing with a big old goofy girl Ooh baby It’s a big old goofy world [Verse 2] Now Elvis had a woman, with a head like a rock I wish I had a woman, that could made my knees knock She’d sing like an angel, and she eat like a bird And if I wrote a song, she’d know ever single word So you kiss a little baby, and you give the world a smile If you take an inch you, give ’em back a mile Cause if you lie like a rug, and you don’t give a damn You’re never gonna be happy as the clam [Chorus] There’s a big old goofy man Dancing with a big old goofy girl Ooh baby It’s a big old goofy world [Verse 3] So I’m sitting in my hotel, always trying to write a song But my head is just as empty, as the day is long Why it’s clear as a bell, I should've stayed in school I’d be wise as an owl, Instead of stubborn as a mule [Chorus] Yeah and there’s this big old goofy man Dancing with a big old goofy girl Ooh baby we live in a big old goofy world Yeah and there’s this big old goofy man Dancing with a big old goofy girl Hey Chicago, It’s a big old goofy world Hey baby It’s a big old goofy world