Jimmy Buffett — Piece Of Work

Jimmy: I'm a piece of work I'm iron and lace I'm shy right up there in your face I'm all dumbfounded, stubborn as an ass Sharp as an arrow in a pile of glass I'm a sweetheart, genius, restless jerk Lord have mercy, I'm a piece of work Jimmy: Well the Lord made me on a long thin limb Made sure I'd remember Him Or her in the middle of a long dark night Creation crazy, death sheet white Made in the image of a lion shocked lamb I am who the hell I am Never better, bad or worse Down to the letter I'm a piece of work Toby: I'm a piece of work I'm an angel's fiend Bathed in lavender and gasoline Scared brave shallow in an ink black well Lightly browned in the fires of hell Wicked, holy, full on fake Best known for my big mistake I'm zen wise, peaceful, gone berserk Good God almighty I'm a piece of work Toby: I'm a dreadful sight and I just don't care Spent all morning pulling out my hair Woke at dawn with a crazy spin Half the day trying to glue back in Mother, Bloody Jimmy: Mary please, wipe that smile right off of your knees Toby: I'm a CEO of the mailroom clerks Jimmy: Lord have mercy, what a piece of work Jimmy: I'm a piece of work, I'm a lovesick boy Cloth cap, caviar and corderoy All over the map, just lost in space With a filthy mind and a choir boy's face Toby: Heels up, head down Straight on through Watch out woman, I'ma get to you I'm a gladiator with a mind to irk Good God almighty I'm a piece of work Toby: I'm a piece of work Jimmy: I'm a piece of work Toby: I'm a piece of work