Jimmy Buffett — Please Take Your Drunken 15 Year Old Girl Friend Home

[Chorus] Please take your girlfriend home She's only fifteen, she shouldn't be back here alone I'm horny and my mind begins to roam So please take your drunken fifteen year-old girlfriend home [Verse 1] She found mama's quaalude 'script Took a few just right before the show She is no beer drinker She used the bathroom fifteen times I know Her overtures were rather crude Her boyfriend he was more than rude to me I'm twenty-eight and I don't date I still know classy women who like me [Chorus] So please take your girlfriend home She's only fifteen, she shouldn't be back here alone I'm horny and my mouth begins to foam So please take your 15 year-old girlfriend home [Verse 2] She said our show was rather dull She liked Jethro Tull more than she liked us She said a cab cost twenty bucks I gave her thirty cents to ride the bus When she hit me with a mic Something with which I could not agree When she said she dug the harmonica player A whole lot more than she dug me [Chorus] So please take your girlfriend home She's only 15, she shouldn't be back here alone Oh, take her to go read the Rolling Stone And please take your drunken 15 year-old girlfriend home