Jimmy Buffett — The Handiest Frenchman In The Caribbean

[Verse 1: Ensemble] Hippolyte, Hippolyte Lamartine Handiest Frenchman in the Caribbean Got the Gull Reef Club sparkling and clean Bravo bon travou Mr. Martine Who patched the hole in the cistern wall (Hippolyte!) Who solved my problems one and all (Hippolyte!) A genie in a bottle twenty feet tall Hippolyte, Hippolyte Lamartine How come my host is sitting pretty (Hippolyte!) A cistern full of water and shekels in the kitty (Hippolyte!) A million miles away from nasty New York City Hippolyte, Hippolyte Lamartine Hippolyte, Hippolyte Lamartine Hippolyte, Hippolyte Lamartine Get back to work Or he'll chop you like sardines Merci Hippolyte Lamartine