Jimmy Buffett — You Call It Jogging

You call it joggin' , I call it runnin' around You say you're losing weight but you ain't lost a pound While you're out joggin' with your other friends I'm home feeding the kids again You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around It's the best release you say you've ever found Your friends all smile and agree Yeah, you were runnin' around on me You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around Somebody said they saw you down at the corner Getting out of some strangers car You come home after runnin' for hours Ain't even breathing hard You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around The soles of your runnin' shoes they ain't wearing down While you're out runnin' up and down the streets I'm tryin' to get the kids to sleep You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around You've been out since five p.m It's now thirty minutes past ten You blow in all out of breath Honey, you've been drinking gin again? You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around Draggin' that silly old towel all over town You come home grinning with your hair all wet Smelling like shampoo instead of sweat You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around Oh yeah You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around