John Adams — Jefferson is Gone

[Intro] I don’t like you Jefferson, nothing personal, kid But I must go all out just this once YO [Verse 1] I am glad that all of our people were smart enough to elect me for a second term It’s really nice that all of you will still get to see my luscious perm Ya know I was an ambassador britain So i think that I should tell y'all the position where I’m sittin’ Now that i’m here france thinks of us as a real place And it is all because you guys helped me win this race Keep them as a strong ally is what you know i’m planning on Let’s sing guys you know what's going on because... [Chorus] Jefferson Is gone, Jefferson is gone After all of this work boys Jefferson is gone Jefferson is gone, Jefferson is gone Your nose takes up half your face bud Jefferson is gone [Verse 2] Since i've been elected here is what I will do I’ve got a lot of plans and y'all know that i will follow through To keep the peace with france is what i'm planning on After all this hard work boys Jefferson is gone Cuz I wrote this track to diss Burr and Jefferson And if you try to take this from me I’ll diss you again So if you think you’re gonna run this country soon my old friends You need to step aside and then please buds think again TJ you’re the problem they see me as less extreme You need a change in course, a key endorsement might redeem What did you have in mind, you think you might have won huh Well I hate to break it to ya but you took the L bruh [Chorus] Jefferson Is gone, Jefferson is gone After all of this work boys Jefferson is gone Jefferson is gone, Jefferson is gone got that funny powdered wig man Jefferson is gone Jefferson Is gone, Jefferson is gone After all of this work boys Jefferson is gone Jefferson is gone, Jefferson is gone your eyes are like six feet apart dude Jefferson is gone [Verse 3] I have never agreed with Thomas Jefferson once We have fought on more than like seventy-five different fronts But when everything is all said and all is done If you’re thinking of Jefferson, then I’m really the one Well boys at least I’m not living that Jefferson life! (ooh) Because I i actually have kids with my own heckin wife!(not slaves) Couple dozen black kids what else could it be Good thing T.J. lost it’s a good thing don’t you see Now this dude Aaron burr served on the side with benedict And no not the egg dish he’s not that affectionate He left our homie George dubs to go and help a traitor To bad this man's got in the country's legislature Burr your gonna get lung cancer from all of those cigars Just keep your chubby fingers out of the cookie jars For your information burr was a second gen junior Daddy would be disappointed to see your as weak as a stormtrooper Ya know this man's got tried and convicted for treason He went against his country with no rhyme and no reason Why do you not like my boy Alex hamilton Because he happy man and you nappy nigerian [Chorus] Aaron burr is done, Aaron burr is done, Clean up your hecking sideburns, Aaron burr is done Aaron burr is done, Aaron burr is done, Glad you got to feel the burr dude, Aaron burr is done [Closing Verse] If yous ever think your going to be the prez think again VPs the only spot you’ll ever be my friends So get comfortable in that spot number two Cuz that is the best heckin thing that y'all ever do