John Kander — Blue Crystal

[ANNA, spoken] Alright, Dino, where've you been? It's been three days this time... [DINO] Was it three days? Only three days? That's amazing [ANNA, spoken] What the hell are you talkin' about? [DINO] All that way In three days? That's amazing [ANNA, spoken] Quit turning things around, will you? [DINO] I only went because of you I went to buy you something beautiful It was a long exhausting trip But I figured you were worth it Still Only three days That's perfectly amazing [ANNA, spoken] Alright, I'll bite! Where've you been? [DINO] I've been t to the moon and back And you know what they've got up there? Blue crystal [ANNA, spoken] That's very poetic, Dino, and it's beautiful. But where'd you buy it? What store? Come on [DINO, spoken] Can't just walk into a store and buy something like this, you got to know somebody! [ANNA, spoken] Oh, I know who you know, so who do you know? [DINO] I met a man on the moon Who sits around all day And he shapes Blue crystal He's got a furnace and a blower And a mallet and a chisel And he shapes Blue crystal So I said, "I want a present For a very special lady That you can't find in a store" So he sold me eight goblets And there aren't any more In the whole wide world! Yes I've been to the moon... [ANNA, spoken] Oh, Dino! [DINO] And I brought you back Blue crystal [ANNA, spoken] I'm pregnant, Dino [DINO, spoken] Why d'you think I went all the way to the moon and back to get you these?