John Kander — Telephone Song

[CLIFF] Hello? [GIRL 1] Hello! Sittin' all alone like that You happen to catch my eye Would you like to buy a girl a drink? [CLIFF] Sorry! [GIRL 1] Oh, goodbye! [BOY] Hello! [GIRL 2] Hello! Table four is calling number nine, how are you, mister? [BOY] Danke, fine! [GIRL 2] Sittin' all alone like that You happen to catch my eye Would you like to give a girl a dance? [BOY] Yeah, why not? [GIRL 2] Goodbye! [BOY 2] Hello! [GIRL 3] Hello! [BOY 3] Hello! [GIRL 4] Hello! [GIRLS 3&4] Table seven calling number three How are you, handsome? [BOYS 2&3] You mean me? [GIRLS 3&4] We can see you, can you see us? Would you like to have a dance? The rhythm to the music's hot Maybe if we could talk it over, ya? [BOYS 2&3] Ya, of course, why not? [BOYS 4&5] Alone, alone You shouldn't sit alone like that Alone, alone Not on a night like this [ALL] Alone, alone You shouldn't sit alone like that Alone, alone Not on a night like this Ya, look! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Table seven is calling number nine, how are you? Table eight is calling number two, how are you? Table five is calling number three, how are you? Sittin' all alone like that You happen to catch my eye Would you like to buy a girl a drink? Would you like to buy a man a drink? Would you like to buy a boy a drink? You will you? Why not? Goodbye!