Johnny Cash — Dirty Old Egg-Suckin Dog

[Verse] Well he's not very handsome to look at Oh he's shaggy and eats like a hog And he's always killing my chickens That dirty old egg-sucking dog Egg-sucking dog I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground If you don't stay out of my hen house You dirty old egg-sucking hound Now if he don't stop eating my eggs up Though I'm not a real bad guy I'm going to get my rifle and send him To that great chicken house in the sky Egg-sucking dog You're always hanging around But you'd better stay out of my hen house You dirty old egg-sucking hound