Johnny Cash — Dirty Old Egg-Suckin Dog At Folsom Prison

"Well, we would like- I would like to do a couple of love songs for you now. One, you know a man's best friend is his dog, if he's got nothing else. And, uh, this song is about a dog..." Well, he's not very handsome to look at He's shaggy and eats like a hog And he's always killing my chickens That dirty old egg-sucking dog Egg-sucking dog I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground If you don't stay out of my hen house You dirty old egg-sucking hound Now if he don't stop eating my eggs up Though I'm not a real bad guy I'm going to get my rifle and send him To that great chicken house in the sky