Jon Bon Jovi — I Talk to Jesus

It's like trying to light a match in the rain Trying to find a way to explain I came to meet the face that graced my cable TV I'm his biggest fan, like this, him and me Has he gone out? Is he in a meeting? I know that you can't tell me for security reasons But, Mister, tell me are you one of the Saints? Hey, maybe I could take a number and wait I talk to Jesus You don't believe me I talk to Jesus I know he hears me And I talk, talk, talk I talk to Jesus See, I've got a picture of us here in my wallet I'd really like to show you Oh, I must've forgot it But I've got this bracelet, I've got this ID That the people down at county gave me I know you think I'm special, hear it all the time You don't have to V.I.P. me, I'm a regular guy I'd really like to sit and talk sometimes But I'm taping Sally Jesse at five And I talk to Jesus You don't believe me I talk to Jesus I know he hears me I talk to Jesus and Elvis Presley I talk to Jesus The king can save me And I talk, talk, talk I talk to Jesus Have you seen the papers today? If I could, I'd get down and pray Tell me if the shepherds on the way You know Elvis Presley talks to me Through my school teacher John Lennon moved in down the street He bought the pizzeria And aliens control our lives And when we speak they're in our minds And Heather Locklear is my wife Man, ain't I a lucky guy? Why? 'Cause I talk to Jesus You don't believe me I talk to Jesus I know he hears me I talk to Jesus and Elvis Presley Man I talk to Jesus The king can save me And I talk, talk, talk I talk to Jesus I talk to Jesus, woah-oh yeah I talk to Jesus, woah-oh yeah I talk to Jesus, woah-oh yeah I talk to Jesus, woah-oh