Julie Andrews — Star

If the lady's naughty but proper If the lady's chicer than chic If her escorts must wear a topper And each man's the man of the week If she rides around in a brand-new foreign car The chances are The lady's a star! If the lady's brilliantly witty If she makes the dialogue flash If the lady's way with a ditty Makes the ditty seem like a smash If her songs add up to a fancy repertoire The chances are The lady's a star! If her smallest party is really extensive With tons of expensive Caviar If the lady's someone with the same credentials Someone with the same essentials Someone who is worshipped from afar She's a genuine, positive, totally marvelous, perfectly wonderful star! (Instrumental break) And the lady's habits are utterly charming Yet sometimes alarming And bizarre If the lady's someone with the same dimensions Someone with the same pretentions Someone known from Maine to Cooch Behar She's a magical, glorious, radiant, glamorous, thoroughly fabulous star!