Junior M.A.F.I.A. — Steal And Rob

[Chorus: Slick Rick, Kleptomaniac] You didn't know? Go steal and rob! You didn't know? Go steal and rob! You didn't know? Go steal and rob! You didn't know? Go steal and rob! Crime fucking pays, motherfucker, fuck a job [Verse 1: Kleptomaniac] Peace to all the real niggas getting loot Robbing banks, sticking stores, money bags exploding, troop Niggas who do mad phone scams, that nigga in the street Wants to leave a beast for the freak Armani man Dosed they pockets with swiftness, relentless Got sent the hoes down pat, be beating niggas senseless Nothing's pretense, bitch, it's real like a Dairy seal Myself, I like to steal Klep gotta do what Klep gotta do, so do you American systems don't work, don't let them fool you So control your number, hold, and lock your weed date I set records straight, get the papes, get the papes You didn't know? Go steal and rob Two cultures is these babies in these sanitation jobs So don't let 'em gas you up, let opportuns pass you up Make the Arab gas and take their pants like cash I get ridiculous with this kid sticking shit Leaving no evidence, so dusting for fingerprints Is irrelevant, don't get caught at what you do That's how you stack loot, see Lex coupes And double-grill Q's [Chorus: Slick Rick, Kleptomaniac] You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob [Verse 2: Kleptomaniac] So hold that fake chain over the flame Tell 'em, "People of color won't change" Knowing it's a trick to trick they fucking brain That's how we do things in Crookyn The realm where fists don't swing All you hear is click-bang, click-bang On those who perpetrate with bootleg tapes Certain scams I can't relate Now their pocket waits my pocket-weight Klept the great, it gets through thick skulls That was your best? Have a fistful Cris', cribs, and pistols This, type of music is the perfect setting For setting shit off in elevators Tekken, Big, well let's rock Saw her neck and pocket-book checking Break out the cup with your henchmen Start the indo digestion Yo, you can't rap style on rap's Pharaoh A lyrical rotisserie when I drop my mad flow So show those Academy Award skills Like you know, who's that rap pro Step to Klept, you get toast You didn't know? [Chorus: Slick Rick, Kleptomaniac] You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob Crime fucking pays, motherfucker, fuck a job You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob [Verse 3: Kleptomaniac] A magnum box, VCR box, packing rocks Hundred bill counterfeits get broke down in weed-spots "Does the scheming stop?" You're dreaming, hops G'ing ass niggas giving D's headbutts and skeet knocks I run through stores like I don't give a fuck Customers better duck, security guards is getting snuck What? I'm stabbing wannabe heroes in the gut, I don't give a fuck I'm laughing in the camera with a full duff, grabbing my nuts [Verse 4: The Notorious B.I.G.] I'm surrounded by criminals Heavy rollers even the sheisty individuals Smoking skunk and mad Phillies Beating down Billy Badasses, cracks in stacks and masses If robbery is a class, bet I pass it Shit get drastic, I'm burying ya bastards Biggie Smalls ain't softening Take you to the church, rob the preacher for the offering Leave the fucker coughin'gup blood, and his pockets like rabbit ears Comfort the wife, Kleenex for the kid's tears Versace wear, Moschino on my bitches She whipping my ride, counting my ones, thinking I'm richest It's, just the way players play, all day everyday I don't know what else to say I've been robbing niggas since Run and them was singing 'Here We Go' Snatchin' ropes at the Roxie homeboy, you didn't know? [Chorus: Slick Rick] You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob You didn't know? Go steal and rob [The Notorious B.I.G.] Ayo Klept man, you gotta chill with that robbing shit man Word to mother man, that shit ain't gon' do nothing but bring death Word to mother, man I'mma take care of your baby and your mother