Kendrick Lamar — Beyonce

[Intro] Man, Beyoncé, I'm mad at you Man... [Chorus] They say, "Hello" (Ayy), "Hello" (Ayy) I can daydream about Beyoncé all day Thinkin' 'bout the good times 'fore she met Jay See ya know They say, "Hello" (Ayy), "Hello" (Ayy) I really thought I had a chance to be your man Until I seen the video with the ring on your hand It hurt me so [Verse 1] I remember you were sixteen on the TV screen with Wyclef Were you my type? Oh God, yes, I was impressed You was like "No, no, no," I was like 12 years old Hoping that one day I could chaperone while you were on the road You wore braids with a bangin' body Look like you did pilates, a lot of sit-ups probably But bump that, I was there from the start Even when Latoya Luckett and that other doo-doo bucket broke your heart Hope you didn't cry cause honestly they were just so-so They couldn't sing anyway, you deserve to go solo No disrespect to Kelly and Michelle, I'm just sayin' they cool But you? You are somethin' like Wonder Woman And I just wanna hold your hand, bring you to Compton Gonzales Park, we can build castles in the sand Eatin' hot Cheetos with pickle juice in it Put that napkin down, you know I'll lick your fingers when you're finished [Chorus] They say, "Hello" (Ayy), "Hello" (Ayy) I can daydream about Beyoncé all day Thinkin' 'bout the good times 'fore she met Jay See ya know They say, "Hello" (Ayy), "Hello" (Ayy) I really thought I had a chance to be your man Until I seen the video with the ring on your hand It hurt me so [Verse 2] I just bought the Sasha Fierce CD Gazed at the cover for a whole 5 minutes, 'til my girlfriend hit me She jealous of you, 'cause I don't love her like I love you I even make her do the "uh-oh, uh-oh," just like you do She tell me I'm obsessed, I tell her we connect Like Ice Cube way before the Mac 10 feud She's like, "You goddamn fool, that girl's rich and you're broke" I said, "So? I'm only 500 mil' away, there's still hope" Anyway, I had feelings even way before you got paid And I didn't laugh when you bust your ass on the stage And I salute Kanye for takin' up for you I would've stole the award just to prove that I love you But Jay should've did that I thought he had your biz-ack What happened, Mr. Izzo? Hopico? Fredrico? He used to be my favorite 'til he abandoned my diva Now I tell everybody, Nas had killed him on "Ether" [Chorus] They say, "Hello" (Ayy), "Hello" (Ayy) I can daydream about Beyoncé all day Thinkin' 'bout the good times 'fore she met Jay See ya know They say, "Hello" (Ayy), "Hello" (Ayy) Hopefully, I still have a chance Maybe if I sabotage your man You never know, hm [Verse 3] I'ma sneak backstage at a Mary J Blige concert With an "I love Mary" shirt, then find Jay-Z And push him into a dancer, hopefully, they lock lips That's when I yell out, "Sounwave, hurry up take the pic!" Put it on Bossip the same night, yeah, that sound quite right Publicity like that? Yep, they'd be sure to fight Better yet, I'ma steal her cell, then call up Affion He impersonates Jay well, get Beyoncé on the line Then make up some bogus shit, like, "You don't rub the back of my knees right So this marriage is over with And the ring that's on my finger? Guess what? I'm throwin' it! Cling, you heard the sound, so you know I did" Haha that should get 'em That should break em up like a Kit Kat when I do that, yeah, true that I'ma put the plan in motion, that's for sure But if I end up with Macy Gray, this plan never work [Outro] Yee, man, I hope Jay don’t be mad at me 'bout this song Start-ay, Wizzle start me back from like the first verse Like right before I come in Haha, what you say? Nah, you think it’ll be hot, for real though? Nigga, you stupid, they probably laughin' as hard as you Nigga got the best wife in the world and shit Run that back, though