Kenny Rogers — Morgana Jones

Morgana was a middle aged woman She was ugly as she could be Looking for a kid about half her age To show him what there was to see Morgana knew more tricks than Houdini She could make a blind man see Make a crippled man run them long high hurdles And Morgana's coming after me Chorus: Morgana leave me alone I don't need none of your action Morgana leave me alone I got my own kind of satisfaction I gave ten dollars for an hour and a half God, it sure went fast! Morgana kept her eyes on her watch She knew how long I'd last Many was the time I'd holler for help It was that or the undertaker And morning would come and I'd tip-toe out And pray to God I wouldn't wake her! Chorus: Morgana leave me alone I don't need none of your action Morgana leave me alone I got my own kind of satisfaction Now that I think about poor Morgana She really wasn't all bad I know she's not the best I've known But she's sure not the worst I've had It really didn't matter when she said it was over I didn't have to bother The thing that hurt when she looked at me Said I'd never be as good as my father Chorus: Morgana leave me alone I don't need none of your action Morgana leave me alone I got my own kind of satisfaction...