Kesha — Paris Hiltons Closet

[Verse 1] My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer My brother got kicked out of school, aw bummer Julie-Anne got laid in the backseat of a Hummer And got arrested like Mel Gibson I read in the trades that the *NSYNC boy is.. No way [Chorus 1] But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet I got drunk and totally lost it When I woke up the first thing that I thought of was: ''Oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos'' Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too? [Verse 2] Celebutants work in the glamorazzi Should've told my story to the tabloids, took the money It takes a lot to get kicked out of those parties And almost get arrested like Mel Gibson I don't recall at all, but I got like fifty phone calls Oh my God, is it true? [Chorus 2] But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet I got drunk and totally lost it When I woke up the first thing that I thought of was: ''Oh, no, no Kesha, those hot Gucci shoes (What'd you do?)'' Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too? [Bridge] Oh, of all the stupid things I've done (I've) I'm the proudest of this bra But this one's the best [Chorus 1] I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet I got drunk and totally lost it When I woke up the first thing that I thought of was: ''Oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos'' [Verse 3] ''And those Minolos and Pradas and Chloes and your sparkly dresses'' Hey Paris, I saw the same stuff at Target Hey Paris, what ya' gonna do? What ya' gonna do, what ya' gonna do? I totally lost it, la la la, oh, no, boy, I've lost it, la la la (You're not fooling me anymore, I saw the tag, I saw the tag) Paris Hilton's closet [Outro] I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet I got drunk and totally lost it (So drunk) When I woke up threw up in Paris Hilton's closet (Did you have to do that, really?) I got drunk and totally lost it Tra la la, tra la la la la la