Kevin Bloody Wilson — My grandfathers cock - live in london

Paroles de la chanson My Grandfather's Cock : My Grandfather's cock was an itsy bitsy dicky and it Hardly took up any room at all Had a head and a neck, but jesus christ by heck you Should have seen the size of Grandad's balls He had a horn on the morn' of the day that he was born And 'though it was erect you couldn't see 'Cause my Grandfather's cock was a pissy little pisser But his Clangers they were hanging to his knees A tiny wee appendage... (not a cock not a cock) An inch from end to end it's... (not a cock, not a Cock) Just a stump, short, like a tiny little wart On the old, man's, nuts Well my Grandfather's cock was a huge mother fucker and His Pecker was erect or so to say And you should have seen the head, you should have seen The neck Used to take me for a wrestle in the hay Had a head like a steer nothin' 'tween the fuckin' Ears You should have seen that god damn neck Like a giant of a man, with a pumpkin in his hands Get that pumpkin fuckin' pumpin' near to death You should have seen that darn thing... (what a cock What a cock) Rearin' like a mustang... (what a cock, what a cock) It was wild, mean, oiled up in his jeans Woop 'er tail let 'er out and let 'er ride Well my Grandfather's cock was just average for an Aussie Weighed I s'pose 30, 40 pounds And overall his old fella was just a couple of inches Just a couple of inches from draggin' on the ground Had a vein in it's neck like a fuckin' opera singer And a head like an old school bell And a pair of leather knackers like a ringers saddle Bags Picked up ribbons at the royal show as well Fair dinkum mate I kid you not... (what a cock, what a Cock) Just an average aussie cock... (what a cock what a Cock) And he still, ploughs, an acre everyday Crawlin' 'round on his hands and his knees