Paroles de la chanson Local :
I just got in from the local, I had to try the local brew
And I run into the local gossip, and I learned a thing or two
About you local yokels, and what you's get up to
And he read me your pedigrees and I'll read 'em back to you
He said "The local chef's a poofter, the local doc's a drunk
The local priest likes little boy's bums and the local cop's a cunt
I said the local cops a...what did I say?
(The local cop's a cunt)
The local mayor's a fuckin' dickhead, his wife's the local snob
The local bank manager's a fuckin' wanker and so's the local cob
The local sparky's a fuckin' cowboy, local plumber's makin' a mint
The local undertaker's a fuckin' weirdo and the local lawyer's full'a
Shit
And the local chef'a a poofter, the local doc's a drunk
The local priest likes little boy's bums and the local cop's a cunt
I said the local cops a...what did it say?
(The local cop's a cunt)
The local bookie's a shonkey bastard, the local race is fuckin' rigged
Local publican oughta be fuckin' hung for waterin' down the piss
The local polly's a fuckin' gin jockey, and here's somethin' else I
Know
The local cricket team ain't worth fuckin' shit the local footy team's a
Fuckin' joke
And the local chef's a poofter, the local doc's a drunk
The local priest likes little boy's bums and the local cop's a cunt
I said the local cops a...what did I say?
(The local cop's a cunt)
The local butcher's full'a blowflies, local dogs are full of fleas
Local barber's a fuckin' butcher, local kids are fuckin' thieves
The local car yard's a fuckin' rip-off, and so's the local show
And the local cop's a dead set cunt but I mentioned that a minute
Ago, when I said:
The local chef's a poofter, the local doc's a drunk
The local priest likes little boy's bums and the local cop's a cunt
I said the local chef's a poofter, the local doc's a drunk
The local priest likes little boy's bums and the local cop's a cunt
I said the local cop's a...what did I say?
(The local cop's a cunt)
Big finish, one, two, three, four
The local cop's a cunt
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