Kid Rock — Pancake Breakfast

[Verse] Smoking any thing that I can fit in a pipe Slamming bottles of tussing and going fishing for pike Never uptight, my high won't permit it My problem's life, but I don't sweat it, just live it And I'm not your average rapper Got the same birth date as Thomas Crapper So bitch, better watch your back Because I push more power than a Marshall stack Never the wack but oh so pesky Some say I can't flow but motherfucker, don't test me And if you arrest me, you dumb cop I'll find your daughter and I'll give her this cock Kid Rock's my mother fuckin' name Bitch, you know me, so pass the O.E And don't talk about takin' me out Because I got your girl and I'm making her shout Just like a piano, I'm really grand And I got more riffs than Steely Dan Some friends call me fly But most just call me when they want to get high It isn't the disco Cisco Kid, motherfucker It's the outlasting shotgun-blasting Dick-swinging pussy licking punk Little skinny motherfucker and I'm not no hunk But I got more rhymes than a cornfield stalks And I turn more tricks than Tony Hawk Walk with a limp because I pimp like a pro And if you diss me, punk, I'll fuck your ho And though you think I'm nothing more than a young punk I'm like a hound dog chasing a chipmunk I move quick like a cheetah And it isn't shit to me to just beat a M.C. down, who looks like a dick? Jumping around like a homo on a pogo stick "Yo Rock, what's up? Stop being a jerk" And just "Give them an example of how a D.J. works" Because it's blackjack and I got two aces Been many places, seen many faces And everywhere I go people want to jive So I keep my fingers on my .45 So don't cross my dusty path Or I'll put my foot up in crusty ass Don't front, ho, pass the jay Then hear me M.C. and watch me D.J To the beat, y'all, and I won't stop And I'm going to rock this shit 'til your eardrums pop Everybody's trying to get a piece of the pie But I don't let bullshit spoil my high