Kid Rock — Trippin With Dick Vitale

[Verse] Dum diti dum dang dang di dum 2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum 1 bum said look Jack I'm the shit Put his knees to his ears and sucked his own dick My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue She never liked me and I know that's true Kicked me out the crib because I got a tattoo No one loves me and no one cares And all I ever get is funny stares I can't help it if I'm nothing but a wino So I hang at the zoo chilling with the rhinos Stealing bottles of booze out of A & P I know a girl at Denny's and I always eat free Got the same birth date as Thomas Crapper For Christmas I bought the old man the Clapper I'm so dapper u can call me Dan But they call me round eye when I'm chilinf in Japan Got a bad ass bitch adn she ain't no dike But fuck that ho and let me tell ya what I like I like bean burritos from Taco Bell I like trippinf on acid with Dick Vitale My hair isn't plastic and my clothes aren't clashing I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90's fashion Took too many many trip and now I can's stop tripping My mellow D. killed a rat in the kitchen U think u toke tuff I'd disagree Nobody blows more doobs than Richard D I get ill on hoes who I know ain't fertile I'm a real jet setter like Cecil turtle I'm down with Bill Bands so Fuck Joe Glover And while I'm at it mother fuck fat ass Sally Struthers U look fine girl kinda undercover But I can't fuck you because you look like my mother I said dang digee dang di dang dang It isn't Eric Estrada or Kool and The Gang You know I hand in the Clem chilling on the strip With all them mother fuckers who slang that shit You know I'm a pimp hold my dick like a holster You sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster" Life is a big joke and that's how it strikes me But fuck it because I know "Somebody up there likes me." Assholes are only assholes, for shore