Kurtis Blow — We Funk Therefore We Are

[Intro - Kurtis Blow] Funk, the final frontier To go, where no groove has ever gone before I am your funk doctor The extra-terrestrial brother I funk, therefore I am We funk, therefore we are (Come and turn this party out) [Verse 1 - Kurtis Blow] One and two and welcome to the night Gonna try to get it started, gonna try to give a life To the party, everybody, come on dance If you want the funk, come on, everybody take a chance You can do it to it, nothing to it, just do it to dancefloor Kicking it on the dancefloor With the F-U-N-K funk! Otherwise known as the bomb [Verse 2 - Mele Mel] The party is kicking, quick and a flicking like a picking It's fried yeah like chicken, huh it's finger lickin, good In the party can never go down You rock jam after jam and you see this record going round No doubt we got the clout with the bomb Straight off the farm, don't believe me ask your mom Look the fly style is my style, now style, wildstyle Mele make the party go rrah [Chorus x2 (Afrika Bambaataa)] We funk (we funk), therefore we are (therefore we are) If you wanna get down tonight The crew will set you right [Verse 3 - Kurtis Blow] On and on and on and on And the funk won't stop til you all go home So just do it, find a little cutie and move it Here's your chance to dance, to find romance And shake your pants and put you in a trance We're the old school, super cool cats from way back The microphone maniacs and we don't need gats [Bridge - Afrika Bambaataa] To funk or not to funk (x4) Chorus x2 Bridge x4 [Verse 4 - Kurtis Blow] Let's get ready to rumblllllllle Flex your minds over to the funk shelter Catch wreck the techs of the hip-hop dwellers We kick the wit to hit, flip, and rip your shit If you're liquid, you'll get lit with Funk for your trunk we reveal Chumping those scrubs like a bear and they can't appeal kid I see a lot from the funk in hip-hop The rest get dropped like cops on a hot block [Verse 5 - Mele Mel] I changed the fame to claim my reign to claim the dames Stop fronting fool, you know my name M-E-L-E, I'm on the tele, you're jealy Don't call me Mel, just call me Mele A mister, teacher, preacher, tutor, pastor, call me bastion The emcee ryhme line mine blast the butcher Would you let the beat funk You know I am who I am, it's cos I got that funk Chorus x2 [Verse 6 - Kurtis Blow] On and on and on and on (x3) And the funk won't stop til you all go home On and on and on and on (x3) And the funk won't stop til you all go home Chorus x6