LL Cool J — Droppin Em

[LL Cool J] Just like Paul Lynde, you're all in... Brace yourself, I'm the ace with grace I'm a win the race and make you feel disgrace In any case, yo, I'm movin like a steeplechase MC soldiers: about face Now step off, I need room for my takeoff My custom made lyrics slay, yours are soft I think you better tape this, yo, you can't escape this Yo, I planned it out just like a landscapist Whipper-snapper back up for comin' crap up I plan to trap a MC and kidnap a phony So skip the baloney You and your cronies need to jump on a pony And roll, cause you're just a rookie When it was time for rap school, you must have played hooky I'm the show-stopper, your rhymes are improper I'ma teach you like the master taught the grasshopper Just gettin warmer, I'm a transform a Regular rhyme into a barnstormer Try to jump, I'll pump you, chump, my job is thorough Any MC, state, city or borough will get ragged I drop like a sandbag Serious as the mob, I don't play tag Best of the batch, no man can catch up Holes can't be patched, our battle's a mismatch I flip lyrics like a acrobat And avoid combat like a diplomat But when it's time for back-crack, or Jack to kill It's a thrill to drill, a run-of-the-mill bill With my skill, I'm the lord of rhymes And I be writing at a rapid pace way past my bedtime I rock the mic unlike some brothers I know I guess they flow, PSYCH! [Hook] I'm droppin 'em Droppin 'em Yo, you're all in, stiff as a mannequin I'm sharp as a pin, and I'ma teach discipline I get busy like it's two of me Evidently, I'm hated by a few MCs But so what? I just max like I'm playing the sax And take the crowd to the climax Yo, Cool J, I never go astray I'm funky, you can hear me at the Milky Way You're weak, wet grass, I'm cool as jazz Got razamatazz, ask my man Shabazz I know you're afraid because I'm self-made I invade, and blow up like a hand grenade MCs are terrorstruck, I'ma run amok Cause your rhymes suck, you made a record on potluck Just a toyboy, can't stop my convoy Rhymes I said last year were just decoys I'm like a fox, you annoy me like chicken pox I'm back with a style that's unorthodox You must've had a teaspoon full of bull I'm like The Hulk, with more bulk, I'm powerful They try to get with this, to me that's an insult Boys shouldn't mess with an adult, that's too difficult I enter like a giant saying "fee fi foe fum" Then rock the auditorium until there's pandemonium [Hook] I'm droppin 'em Droppin 'em Don't sleep, cause I'ma go deeper All you sleepers, I'm the Grim Reaper My rhymes are rising, the angle's getting steeper I hated Mussolini, Martini so I'ma sweep a Emcee, like he's one of the two Break him into fragments right in front of you Mic check, one, two, is too fundamental My rhymes are monumental over an instrumental In the center, I had to enter Tormentor mentor experimenter and inventor Of lyrics, so all you nonbelievers It'll echo in your dreams at night when you receive a Rude awakening, you can't do anything You enter my kingdom and you cry as men bring Gifts to the prince of excellence and magnificence Alarm clock rings, you wake up, and you're convinced That the crew invader, soloist exterminator Greater evader of ducks, concert crusader Is bad, my nickname's the circuit breaker Eating up the world, acre by acre [Hook] I'm droppin 'em, word to motha Droppin 'em KnowhatI'msayin? Straight 'til 1999, droppin' 'em! Yo, year 2000, yaknahmsayin? Audi man Yo, I'm droppin' 'em