LL Cool J — Mr. Goodbar

[Intro] Nah, y'all, nah, y'all, uh-uh, I ain't disrespectin', though I'm just sayin' it happened to me, it can happen to him How you doin'? What's your name? Uh, mm, haha Oh, you his girl? [Verse 1] Hello, my name is Mr. Goodbar, I came to offer champagne Later on, maybe I'll tell you my real name But for now sip your drink and be merry And be a nice girl and save me a cherry Me? I'll have a Kahlúa and milk 'Cause champagne always stains my silk You got a man? That's somethin' we won't talk about He's smart enough to have ya, but dumb enough to let ya out I like your Fendi bag, your alligator shoes Your hairstyle and your whole point of view The way you lick your lips and stare You tell me that's a habit, mhm, yeah Honey-coated legs with not one scar The stylish wardrobe is up to par Here's my number, call me in my car You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar [Interlude] So how long you been talkin' to him? Word? Nah, he cool with me, he's cool with me Oh, he loves you? [Verse 2] Honey, open up a bottle of brandy Better yet, have a piece of Cool J candy And sweat the man with the master-disaster Break-ya-like-plaster plan and The cards on the table and the deal is dealt (Uh) I'm in the mood for a tuna melt And I can't make you, I sure wouldn't rape you Feelin' kinda mellow and I sure would hate to Leave the job half-done (Nah) 'Cause at a time like this you're the one that I'm lookin' for Crawlin' on the floor (Woof) I'm comin' back for more If the Mona Lisa's name was Teresa I'd get a piece of the Mona Lisa Then smoke a cigar You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar [Interlude] Yeah, so you be callin' on the request line? Hahaha Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, he's my man, word, him too Yeah, I like Bobby Brown I'm tellin' you, he's cool but [Verse 3] Don't be cruel 'cause you'll be on your own It's my prerogative and my microphone Come and get this ice cream cone Or I'll deliver it when your daddy ain't home Grown and healthy, that's how I like 'em Big juicy legs and a nice pair of kegs (Mm) Mr. Goodbar style You haven't met a guy like me in a while I jump out a cake, dance, play, shake I ain't got no Body by Jake Smooth as White Star Extra Dry Moët Chandon And I'll slip it in your mouth like a Bonbon [Outro] You know what I'm sayin', baby? I'm Mr. Goodbar (Goodbar), yeah So you know, next time, uh, your man's out Check the lobby Nah, nah, he's cool Who, my girl? Oh, I don't know, your man might be with her You know what I'm sayin'? But I'm with you Yeah, Mr. Goodbar, baby, uh And may I say, may I say That outfit you got on is slammin' Juicy lips, so honey coated, mm Yo, he never says that to you? He never gives you compliments? Yo, he be givin' you flowers baby And tellin' you how much he cares for you? Does he hold you and caress you and give you affection? I didn't think so