Okay, the other night, I mean like, last night, I had the most screwed up dream ever, ever
I mean, it was like a freaking acid trip, not that I, uh, advocate, uh, drugs
Because drugs are bad, and stuff
Anyway, my dream, my dream was like, I, um
I was in a warehouse
And there were all these guys in Santa suits doing this sort of big dance thing
And they couldn't see me, or something, I don't know
And then one of the Santa guys was like, a really fat guy
And he didn't, uh, and he didn't want to do the dance
And he, uh, was the only one who could see me
So he was like, "Look! LOOK!" but no one else could see me
So I started— he started chasing me, chasing me
And I was like, in a car, but he was faster than the car
And suddenly he jumped out in front of me, in front of the car
And he started screaming, only it was like a Bigfoot scream
And it sounded so creepy coming from a, uh, Santa guy
In the dream I was like "AHH!!" and I hit the brakes
Only the, uh, brake pedal was broken and it was uh, actually a gas pedal
So I plowed over the Santa guy
And he went u- he went under the front tires, and then under the back tires
And then for some reason when he hit the back tires, the front of the car flew up
And then I was suddenly in a flying car, only it was like a hovercraft?
And then there was this big part that I can't really remember
But I was in a, uh, in the hovercraft thing and I was like, uh
Looking around for this house, and when I finally got to the house
Um, I— there was the button on the door
And I pressed the button, and the door opened
And a freaking scary old dead guy sh- uh, popped out of door, and he was on rockets
And he grabbed me but I got loose, and then I ran in the house and I hid in the bathroom
But there were these like, uh, TVs in the bathroom
And then something happened, I'm not sure what happened
But I was in, like, a bowling alley, and there was, all the the bowling balls were uh, uh, dead president heads
And then I started shrinking
And then the Abraham Lincoln head tried to eat me and then I woke up
It was really scary
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