Lemon Demon — Ebaums World Sucks Sucks

Once upon a time On the Internet there were some dudes A very deeply flawed group They tried to plan some big coup They want to destroy Ebaum's yet They did not know why They travelled to the boards Spammed it up with pointless little threads From Something Awful and 4Chan Newgrounds and, of course, You're The Man They went and spammed their crap upon Ebaumsworld.com But did they know That those from whom he stole Were just full of shit And then they had the the brass To be an ass What a crock of shit (Oh, Jesus...) The Net is quite a place Several people work and others bitch And some just buy male prostitutes Dressed in Captain Picard suits And some just sit and whine And think they're original and rich These morons came along The closest to a girl they had was Mom And Mr. Bauman, quite amused Laughed as they ran out of booze Well, sadly, that's a lie They were too young to even... drink Uh... (That doesn't rhyme) But if we all ignore Their stupid song Then maybe they will stop and die Or maybe God will roar And end this war And make the morons cry Oh, Ebaum's World is staying strong These dorks don't even know what's right from wrong They just sit and assume A thing or two about What stealing is and what they do So right now they think they have a mission But they're delusional rejections Of shit that could've been a stain On their Mama’s rotting, crappy brain Hurr, hurr!