Lemon Demon — Elvis Porn

[Verse 1] Tiptoed up the stairs, climbed into the attic Opened up my grandma's trunk Well, isn't this dramatic? What could be inside? I could almost squeal With delight as I pulled out an ancient dusty reel (Oh, uh-huh) [Interlude] [Pre-Chorus 1] There was a label on the side, reading, "E.A.P." I wondered to myself, what could this be? I dashed to my projector with excitement in my eyes But as the footage rolled it rather took me by surprise [Chorus 1] 'Cause Elvis Porn is what I viewed There he was, completely in the nude Strumming his guitar, quivering his lips Singing in the microphone, shaking his hips Oh, Elvis Porn, holy guacamole The big fat buck-naked king of rock and roll, he Was devoid of any clothes With his naughty bits exposed Oh, what a sight, that Elvis Porn [Verse 2] "What the hell," I thought This is rather odd I thought of where I found it And I shouted, "Oh, my God!" Where did Grandma get this Footage of the King? Why the hell did sweet old Granny Have this awful thing? (Oh, uh-huh) [Interlude] (Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis!) [Pre-Chorus 2] So I confronted her with the footage I found She didn't seem to recognise it so I wound The film in the projector, and gave it a spin She keeled over dead with a big fat grin [Chorus 2] 'Cause Elvis Porn is what she viewed There he was, completely in the nude Strumming his guitar, quivering his lips Singing in the microphone, shaking his hips Oh, Elvis Porn, holy guacamole The big fat buck-naked king of rock and roll, he Was devoid of any clothes With his naughty bits exposed No blue suede shoes Covering up his little toes No white jumpsuit And nobody knows The tale behind this Elvis Porn! [Outro] (Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis!)


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