Lemon Demon — Holy Bison Beaks

[Verse] Well, I thought I'd write a little song, so I wrote a little song Then I tried to write some lyrics, but I didn't last too long So I figured, why not sing about me trying to write a song and stuff And I decided to keep on singing ‘til I had had enough, but then I realized [Chorus] This song needs a hook An ironic little self-referential Catchy freakin' hook So I made the chorus all about how This song needs a hook An ironic little self-referential hook And a guitar solo! [Guitar Solo] Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this… okay [Spoken Interlude] Ugh, stop that. All right, uh… Oh, I know, let's do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. Okay? Okay? Anyone? Hello? Fine [Bridge] Oh Baby, tell me why Why do they call it a bridge anyhow? You cannot walk on it It doesn't have a guard rail It doesn't even hold many cows This song is sort of caving in on itself And so it's going to end right now Right now [Outro] Ahhh, jinx!