Lemon Demon — One Weird Tip

PART I [Verse 1] I'm offering to you a business proposal My new weight loss methods are at your disposal For pennies a day get your college diploma And miracle pills found to cure melanoma So tell me if you are a small business owner Because I am offering free ink and toner I've got Oxycodone without a prescription And replica watches with custom inscriptions [Pre-Chorus] My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely For one hundred dollars in USD only Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace I need you to save me, I have too much money The government hates me but I know you love me I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen to [Chorus] One weird tip discovered by a mom A weird old tip discovered by a mom And you can own YourName.Com And you can own YourName.Com And you can own YourName.Net With all the action you are gonna get With self-help talks on CD-ROM And one weird tip discovered by a mom [Verse 2] Jessica Landon tagged you in a photo And Danny Malone shared a link on your timeline And Benjamin Keaton is following you And your dad commented on a photo you're tagged in And Christopher Washington wants to be friends And Michelle Attenborough suggested you like Attenborough Productions And Lillian Barry invited you to a performance of Tommy [Pre-Chorus] My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely For one hundred dollars in USD only Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace I need you to save me, I have too much money The government hates me, but I know you love me I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian (It's simple, it's safe, it's a fool-proof system) [Chorus] One weird tip discovered by a mom A weird old tip discovered by a mom And you can own YourName.Com And you can own YourName.Com And you can own YourName.Net With all the action you are gonna get With self-help talks on CD-ROM And one weird tip discovered by a mom [Outro] My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely (One weird trick) For one-hundred dollars in USD only (Discovered by a mom) Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis (A weird old tip) I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace (Discovered by a mom) I need you to save me, I have too much money The government hates me but I know you love me (And you can own) I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian (YourName.Com) You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen (And you can own) My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely (YourName.Com) For one-hundred dollars in USD only (And you can own) Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis (YourName.Net) I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace I need you to save me, I have too much money (With all the action) The government hates me, but I know you love me (You are gonna get) I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian (With self-help talks) You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen (On CD-ROM) My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely (And one weird trick) For one-hundred dollars in USD only (Discovered by a mom) Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace (One weird trick) I need you to save me, I have too much money (Discovered by a mom) The government hates me but I know you love me (One weird trick) I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian (Discovered by a mom) You're all I have left and I- (One-) PART II [Instrumental] (Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh) (Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh) (Ooo, oo-ooh) (Ooo ooo ooh) (Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh) (Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh) (Ooo, oo-ooh) (Ooo ooo ooh) (Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh) (Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh) (Ooo, oo-ooh) (Ooo ooo ooh) (Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh) (Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh) (Ooo, oo-ooh) (Ooo ooo ooh)