Lemon Demon — PokéRAP

[Intro: Neil Cicierega] I want to be the best There ever was! To beat all the rest, yeah, that's my cause! [Verse 1: Neil Cicierega] Exacto, Dingdong, Nickelback, Mancave Vichyssoise, Ricotta, Freebird, Pigbang Seabeef, Gelatine, Dracula, Gaslight Ponytail, Fedoraman, Polyblart, Bugstyle! [Bridge 1: Neil Cicierega & Neil Cicierega (together)] Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all! Pokémon! [Pre-verse 1: Neil Cicierega] I'll search across the land, look far and wide! Release from my hand the power that's inside! [Verse 2: Neil Cicierega] Xenomorph, Pottyman, Nick Jr., Cool duck Applestore, Grindr, Wikihow, Moses! Nippleking, Footfist, Avril, Chickenpuff Krimbus, Dryhump, Clamato, Dippindots! [Bridge 2 (reprise of Bridge 1): Neil Cicierega & Neil Cicierega (together)] Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! Pokémon! [Verse 3: Neil Cicierega] Zoobooks, Primus, Mraz, Rocks Nudedude, Zackattack, Macklemore, Kpax! Gonegirl, Tingler, Goldblum, Speedo Weezer, Seal, Carlos, Holezone! [Bridge 3: Neil Cicierega & Neil Cicierega] Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all! (Yeah!) Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all! (Yeah!) [Pre-Verse 2: Neil Cicierega] Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon! Ow! [Verse 4: Neil Cicierega] Kambucha, Porkins, Prunis, Hornweed Pattymelt, Mcavoy, Kragina, Wiffleball! Dicko, Clumpster, Creamy Pete, Slamshame Bonerspore, Shakira, Colon, Pinochet! [Bridge 4: Neil Cicierega & Neil Cicierega (together)] At least one hundred and fifty Or more to see! To be a Pokémon master is my Destiny! [Verse 5: Neil Cicierega] Alanmoore, Dogdog, Vengaboy, Madchad Angerstar, Hipdip, Electrohouse, Firefox! Boytoy, Powerwheel, Amish, Trumpy Ratfood, Nicotine, Bloodsport, Starmeat! [Bridge 5: Neil Cicierega & Neil Cicierega] Whoo! We're at the halfway point! Doing great so far! (We? What's all this "we" stuff?! I'm doing all the hard work!) Break time's over! Here we go! [Verse 6: Neil Cicierega] Menopause, Kerouac, Kaboodle, Glengarry Devito, Speedball, Vitaboob, Krabcore! Tickletown, Ruffalo, Weiner, Nickelback Modcloth, Swelldad, Porngod, Wickerman! [Bridge 6 (reprise of Bridge 3): Neil Cicierega & Neil Cicierega (partially together)] Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all! (Yeah) Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all! (Yeah!) [Verse 7: Neil Cicierega & Neil Cicierega] Avocado, Jncos, Nutrena, Beeboy Honker, Squirter, Banksy, (Pokémon!) Partysack, Eggchute, Beck, Dudelove Pinocchio, Lapdesk, Furprince, Rawdog! [Bridge 7 (reprise of Bridge 4): Neil Cicierega & Neil Cicierega (together)] At least one hundred and fifty Or more to see! To be a Pokémon master is my Destiny! [Verse 8: Neil Cicierega] Jar Jar, Momshorts, Pickle, Golfy Dunkaroos, Godsmack, Starjones, Mazeltov! Pinesol, Atkins, Lonely Heart! Seinfeld, Timecube, Dragontales, Markymark! [Bridge 8: Neil Cicierega] Woah! Catch your breath, man, shake out those lips! It's downhill from here! Just twenty four more to go! Now it gets tricky! So listen real good! [Verse 9: Neil Cicierega & Neil Cicierega] Scrodsmash, Howarddean, Piss Duck, Tigerbeat Vevo, Coconuts, Kidzbop, Slapchop Jabroni, Lithgow, Mr. Mom, Quaaludes Googler, Ballboy, Glube! (We're almost home!) [Bridge 9 (reprise of Bridge 4): Neil Cicierega & Neil Cicierega (together)] Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all! (Yeah!) Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all! (Hoo!) Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon! Ready? [Verse 10: Neil Cicierega & Neil Cicierega] Chamillionaire! Tortreform! Moodtube, Teddycruz, Aaronsorkin! Hoobastank, Bonesmoke! Pitbull, Arby's! (That's all, folks!) [Outro: Neil Cicierega & Neil Cicierega (together)] Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all! (Ooh, gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon!) Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all! (Ooooh, gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon!) Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! Pokémon!