Leon Payne — Two-By-Four

I took you riding in my motor car You promised me we wouldn’t go too far I tried to show you how a lover feels But I wound up with blisters on both heels Two by four You’re just a two-by-four lover You didn’t mean a thing you said at all Do I detect a tear? I've cried a river, dear. I might as well just lay right down and ball. Have yourself a ball I hired a preacher and bought a wedding ring You promised me you’d give me everything I got as mixed up as a kid can be You married someone instead of me Oh, two by four You’re just a two-by-four lover You didn’t mean a thing you said at all Well, I think I see a tear I’ve cried a river, dear. I might as well right down and ball Go have yourself a ball