Leonard Bernstein — I Can Cook Too Encore

[HILDY] Some girls make wonderful jivers Some girls can hit a high "C" Some girls make good taxi drivers But what a genius is me I'd make a wonderful jiver I even hit a high "C" I make the best taxi driver I rate a big Navy "E" 'Cause I can fry, too, on top of the heap My Crisco's as deep as a pool Yes, I can broil, too My ribs get applause My lamb chops will cause you to drool For a candied sweet Or a pickled beet Step up to my smorgasbord Walk around until You get your fill Baby, you won't ever be bored Oh, I'm a pâté A marron glacé A dish you will wish you had took And what's more, baby, I can- What's more, baby, I can- What's more, baby, I can- Cook!