Leonard Bernstein — I Hate Music

I hate music, but I like to sing La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! But that's not music! Not what I call music, no sir! Music is a lot of men with a lot of tails Making lots of noise like a lot of females Music is a lot of folks in a big dark hall Where they really don't want to be at all With a lot of chairs And a lot of heirs And a lot of furs and diamonds! Music is silly I hate music, but I like to sing