Lil Uzi Vert — Everything Lit

[Intro] Yeah, yeah Yeah-yeah Yeah LUV is rage Lil Uzi Lil Uzi, Lil Uzi Yeah [Verse] Boy, you disgust me Why is yo bitches so ugly? My bitch so perfect, she kinda look Asian (Yeah) Come all the way from Toronto All she do is sucky-sucky My stomach problem from all of this muddy No money problems ‘cause I’m gettin’ money (Money) This shit is crazy, it just started for me I was just home, broke, doin’ the dougie Pinky ring, water-flooded Wrist got cold yellow diamond runnin’ Grab a tissue if it is an issue (Damn) Used to grab a pistol No, I didn’t for them itty-bitty niggas I’m from the city with real killers Nigga Gilly said, “Ya’ gon’ win now” Uzi countin’ all these major figures Getting money, got a major hitter But I ain’t talkin’ Barry Bonds (Yeah) When I was younger, wanted Keri Hilson Nigga like Dennis the Menace Now my money old like Mr. Wilson (Yeah) Sneak dissing, who you? The records be missing I fuck with Hit-Boy, I’m tryna be a hitman Takin’ yo ass straight out of existence Where is yo hitman? The other man got him Shout out Jodye Flacko, fuck wit’ your album Moving them pigeons, them birds, they be flockin’ White bitch on my dick, she ride like a ‘Rari When I get rough, she crank that like a cock-shift She shake her ass on my dick like a cocktail I could’ve fucked your bitch right in L.A SLS, she play with my Cartier case I had put some money right in the safe Didn’t do nothin’, was high, it was late But we still talk on the phone everyday About, goin' on that perfect date She hear my name, pussy on percolate Only date is my dick all in her face (Woo) Wait, .45, that’s all on my waist (That bitch is all on my waist) Wait, why these niggas in the way? Why do these niggas be frontin’ They just be there with no office Most of their parents be owning they office That both of my parents pray more than less often (Yeah) My old bitch always be gaggin’ and coughin’ My new bitch, she swallow me up so jawless I want the money, the fame, and the Barbie You know, the white bitch that look like iCarly She ride my dick like that bitch is a Harley (Skrrt, skrrt) I just got Energy jewels that was counterfeit (Counterfeit) Clock rounds like my VVS diamond wrist Everything real, so keep on watchin' it (Watchin' it) If you watchin' me, then you watchin' it (You watchin' it) My new bitch I swear is a prophetess Gettin' money really ain't no option, bitch (No option) Went to Maury and the lie detector said (Oh) Boy, I swear you did not write the script (Oh) Never really was a fan, though Four-door coupe, open just like a sandal We used to pray for them Lambos I take my girl to a private resort Heard we walk 'round wearin' sandals My bitch so bad, she a handful That's why she treat me so good Wake up the pussy and eggs, they be scrambled Everything lit Everything, everything, everything lit Everything lit like a candle Ohh, she gave me head like some dandruff Everything, it is so random Love and rage, it is so random Love and rage, it is so random