Lil Wayne — Alphabet

[Intro] Two [Verse 1] A for Angelina, tongue like anaconda Lips like Angelina, ooh B is for Bianca, she was a ballerina Now she just a stripper, making singles to my singles Ooh, C is for Chiquita, put banana on Chiquita Introduced me to Diana, fucked Diana with Chiquita So, D is for Diana, Diana like it deeper So I get in her stomach like Mylanta at my leisure [Hook] And these are my bitches, my alphabet bitches Yeah, these are my bitches, my alphabet bitches These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches Oh, these are my bitches, my alphabet bitches I swear to drunk I'm not God, yeah Drops microphone, ooh But I swear to drunk I'm not God, no [Verse 2] And the E is for Ebony, that pussy heavenly Lord knows I be swimming in that thing like an aquarium The F is for Felicia, freaky-ass Felicia Ooh, I treat that pussy like a sleeping bag, Felicia The G is for Gina Her pussy so convenient, I mean it, ooh She treat my dick like jalapeño And my cum like Aquafina, she need it The H for Holly, just like Hollygrove And the I is for Ivanka, don't let Donald know And the J is for Joanne, I just call her Jo What goes around comes around, K for Karma, so [Hook] These are my alphabet bitches, alphabet bitches These are my bitches, my alphabet These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches I swear to drunk I'm not God, hey Drops microphone I swear to drunk I'm not god, yeah [Verse 3] The L is for Lisa, she like my libido We do the La Bamba, I'm so multilingual The M is for Melanie, she like my melodies Don't like my baby mamas, she be so negative The N is for Natasha, that my little mama She holler at me when she want that Oscar Mayer She got a man, she tell me please do not remind her He not romantic, I'm a scene from Casablanca Ooh, she swallow the whole enchilada Ooh, she get off her knees and say "De nada" Ooh, she ask me "What's the reason for the chopper?" Girl, it's a jungle out there, ask Mufasa O is for Olivia And the P is for Patricia And the Q is for the Queen The R is for Raven and the S for Sharlene [Hook] These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches, bitches, bitches And these are my bitches, my alphabet bitches These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches I swear to drunk I'm not God, no Drops microphone But I swear to drunk I'm not God [Verse 4] The T for Tatiana, she can put her legs behind her She can bend all the way over, I just thank the Lord for that yoga And the U is for Uma, the position assumer She so flexible, we try angles like Bermuda And the V is for Vanessa, voluptuous Vanessa The W's for Winter, I'm under the weather And the X is for my exes, fuck 'em altogether The Y is for Yolanda, the Z is for Zelda [Hook] And these are my alphabet bitches These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches I swear to drunk I'm not God, yeah Drops microphone, I swear to God I'm not God, oh Drops microphone, I'd rather park and not drive, yeah Drops Styrofoam, I can't talk, I might cry, yeah [Outro] I say, I be on some G shit, I be on some G shit Check that other nigga for that Louis shopping spree shit Not me, bitch, no, you won't rob me bitch, no I said, I be on some G shit, I be on some B shit When it comes to bitches I be on some A-to-Z shit I'm me, bitch; this shit like ABC, 123, bitch To me, bitch; I'm the alpha, the alpha D-O-G, bitch S-R-Y for the W-A-I-T, bitch