Lil Wayne — Dick Pleaser

[Intro: Lil Wayne] Marley, I be you! Shout-out Too Short I'm going in The Aphilliates, nigga! Holla at your boy [Verse 1 (false starts): Lil Wayne] I got a bitch named Keisha, she a real dick pleaser But shawty from Cuba, still working on her visa Her girlfriend, Lisa—met her in Puerto Rico How she don't suck dick but expect for me to eat her? I got a bitch named Keisha, she a real dick pleaser I got a bitch named Keisha, she a real dick pleaser [Verse 1: Lil Wayne] I got a bitch named Keisha, she a real dick pleaser But shawty from Cuba, still working on her visa Her girlfriend, Lisa—met her in Puerto Rico How she don't suck dick, but expect for me to eat her? That ho crazy, man, you don't wanna meet her But her homegirl, Nita, swallow cum by the liter She look good in boy shorts and a beater But this other girl, Quita, way sexier than Nita I ain't lying—she the... hottest bitch, heater But I'm a fucking freezer, yeah, I'ma fucking leave her Yeah, I'm a fucking eagle, flyer and deeper Smoke like a Cohiba, your ho give me cerebral Now, get low and touch your toes for my people And if you ain't fucking them, you ain't fucking me either You think your man hot? Well, fuck it, me: ether Heard I got guap, wanna kick it like FIFA Every day Christmas 'cause I'm smoking that wreath-a Keep a lot of bitches like Queen Latifah I am Southern-land, not Kiefer Y-M-E for "Young Money Entertainment," ha Run, dummy, finna bang it You want beef? Then my money will arrange it I am not fucking finna aim it But that Nina Ross shout for me when I'm angry Yeah, Hollygrove, biatch Sloppy like Joe, you better go get G-I All my guns knee high, M-O-N-E-Y That's what I rely on, I'm gone "He high"—yep, I'm three-high I'm just schoolin' these fucks like DeVry College institution, finals and confusion Stop with your excuses; hip-hop, I am seducin' Beat you like producers, eat you like produce Man, I'll fuck your girl 'til her pussy got no juice Now, she can't produce, so you won't be needing that, baby 'Cause all you really need is Weezy F. Baby [Interlude: DJ Drama] All right, let me vent for a minute. See, the problem I got with the game is: There are no gatekeepers in hip hop. Who's letting these wack niggas in? I mean, can someone please put a combination lock on the door? And stop giving out the code? Goddamn! Hey, Millz, show 'em how it's done! [Verse 2: Jae Millz] I knew this freak named Tammy from around the way She used to go to Catholic school back in the day Now, she stripping in Sue's for a stack a day But she bring it all to Daddy, so that's okay I got a bitch named Lola, true dick-smoker Part-time broker; late nights, she work at Strokers Her cousin named Mocha got a insane spine But it's crazy 'cause I fucked 'em both at the same time I even got a bitch in the Bay named Jessica I swear, she might give the best mouth in America Vanessa got a attitude, but her ass meaner She remind me of this ho I used to fuck named Sabrina Ugly lil' thing from the home of the Ravens I only kept her 'round 'cause the ass was amazing Tiffany and Emily, my bona fide sluts When I cum, they touch tongues and share that nut Got a white chick down in Florida named Sasha On my mama, her head golden like an Oscar And I met her through Tasha At the condo, she let me fuck her on the washer September nigga, so you know he nasty And if she nasty, we do the nasty Now, I tell a bitch like this You gotta take ten dicks before you meet the president Young Money! (Gangsta Grillz, you bastards!) [Verse 3: Lil Wayne] Okay, I know this one honey I call her "Track Star" 'cause when we fuck, she run from me And I'm hella fly, and her dude dumb-bummy And I don't get girls, I make her get one for me My weed real plummy and real gummy And my flow is harder than an anvil, honey Shoot these niggas with the handheld, honey I paper-chase, fuck standstill money Niggas kill with me and kill for me Best believe we riding if the fan belt running Leave a motherfucker just laying there, bloody I'm from the Dirty and I make it rain—damn, that's muddy! She just wanna be my cuddy buddy And on these tracks, I go nutty-butty What it dizz-oo? Is you or is you ain't my baby? Baby?