Lil Wayne — Dinnertime

[Intro: Waiter talking] Here you are, sir, just how you like Careful, it's hot Enjoy... [Verse 1] Okay, come be my appetizer My fruit, my apple cider, my colada My papaya, how you want it? I told the waiter what I wanted I told him don't bring me a plate If it don't have a rapper on it Chef Angel on the beat And me I'm just snackin' on it Yeah, I'm eatin' with my hands I'm gonna need a napkin, homie You lookin' like a glazed pig With an apple on it I'mma need a Snapple, homie And another after, homie Snap crackle, homie There goes another rapper Just consider that bologna You are just a macaroni In my tuna casserole I'm gettin' fat and you bony You lookin' like Nicole Richie call me Biggie I got faith and soul Bowl of french of fries Tell 'em bitches bonjour Boy, I eat your food Hot and cold And I'm no where near full [Interlude: Waiter talking] Hope you enjoyed your appetizer Here's your main course... [Verse 2] Good 'cause I'm bout hungrier than a mothafucka Finger lickin' good never been a thumb sucker I eat your ass good, never leave a crumb sucka Never been a club hopper I'm a club jumper That mean I get the club jumpin', I'm grubbin Rappers say, "Hello Wayne", I reply, "What up supper?" I could fry your ass up a saute Marinade ya all day I like my shit saute 'Cause all the rappers salty 'Cause all the rappers fault me For bein' the best of all thee Rappers call on me 'Cause I'm the best rapper rappin' Rappers you can call me The best rapper rappin' I'm a dog I'm a beast I'm a feast Carter get it in order Order me I oughta be an artery 'Cause I'm a bloody buzzin' B I'm a beast I at least Should get a piece of that pie Before I die Because I if no one else deserve Now where is my dessert? [Interlude: Waiter talking] And now for dessert... [Verse 3] Yes, this is dessert For his and hers I'll take his her Kiss her Make her pussy purr Wet zipper Never tip her Never fall in love with a stripper Like strawberries, I dip her In whip cream, I whip her I let her melt, then sip her Like sizzurp, I'm tryna quit the sizzurp 'Cause moms say quit the sizzurp But my auntie mom trippin', she a tripper And I can eat you quicker But I'm gonna take my time with it Like a 3 legged cake I gotta climb in it But ain't shit sweet when I'm in it When I'm in it, I told her you gonna miss me If I hit it I'm done with it And can't nobody else do what I done with it Not what I done did it My tongue drippin' Feed me rappers or feed me beats [Digests] [Outro] Young Mula Baby, hehe