Lil Wayne — Lil Weezyana Fest “Best Rapper Alive” Freestyle

[Verse] Now beam me up Scotty You gon' find your mommy chopped up in a tub With "Stop snitchin'" written on a note by her body I picked up your ho and she wore something tiny I wore something simple, she like that about me My dope from the 90's, dope ain't consignment Coke ain't that diet, I hope you a client Niggas be snitching, bitches be lying Niggas who snitchin' we throw to the lions Ain't no testifyin', you know desert's quiet Scream until you give your throat laryngitis, we so terrorizin' You cuddle too much, you choose hoes to confide in I know where you hide and that ho verified it I told my homie, "I know where to find him" He said, "You late, we already got him And by the way, it was an honor" That made my day, made me so proud I bought my bitch some shit from her favorite designer And a Chihuahua What's the occasion? Don't worry about it I don't fuck with snakes except Kobe, the Mamba Might cut off my hair 'cause these hoes is Delilah's Let me check my wallet, my pulse and my vitals I am the greatest, I am retired It's up in the air like carbon monoxide We in the buildin', we started from outside My dick is my third eye, she call it cockeyed Run with me Run through a threesome This shit so wet, it can be sea sickening Niggas expect some sort of leniency I'm in high def, but why are you screening me? I'm Weezy F