Lil Wayne — Road Lizard

[Intro: Lil' Wayne] Road Lizard Road Lizard Road Lizard Road Lizard Road Lizard Road Lizard Road Lizard Road Lizard [Verse 1: Lil Wayne] Look, I fucked the bitch with a broomstick The same broom that I didn't clean my room with; Yeah, I'm on her peach like a fruit fly Last Night I bumped into God, I be Too High Like "Excuse you," I said, "Who are you?" He said ''I'm the motherfuckin reason you are you'' Really? Wow, You're the reason? And all these time I thought it was Bitch ass Dwayne and Cita Ehh, My Niggas nutty as a fruit pie Shoulda Woulda Coulda mama should have got her tubes tied The only job my bitch ever had is a boob job Commit to the bitch? I'd rather commit suicide I once knew a guy who knew a guy who had some weed He turned out to be fruity, tried to suck my johnny apple seed I ripped his fuckin heart out And gave it to my girl on valentines day And she still fuckin broke it You hoe' bitch I hate you Matter of fact, I love every bitch that ain't you I heard they kick you out of heaven for dyking with angels Ughhhhh!, I said I'll never think about you again And you gave me brain, You're playing mind games I tattoo these tears cos you a crying shame I know you fuck niggas who on my team like Mama James I fucked you raw and now a Nigga pissing fire rain And now my dick mad at me, fuck! [Chorus: Lil Wayne] Road Lizards I ain't crazy, these hoes crazy Crazy as a Road Lizards I ain't Crazy, these hoes crazy [Bridge: Lil Wayne] Man, Have you ever seen a road lizard? As soon as the get stuck in the middle of a road Like, Cars keep passing Like, It don't know where to go, because everywhere It go Its like a tyre to the left, a tyre to the right Its like its going crazy, Road lizards! [Verse 2: Lil Wayne] Ughh Iguana Vagina, Reptile And that Sissy ass Kid ain't my step child Should slit your motherfuckin' throat and make your neck smile T. gave me Insomnia and made me calm down And when my high came down, I burned the home down I ain't on cloud nine, i'm on my own cloud My friends are white, I might be hanging with the wrong crowd Get it? Hangin'? I'm titty-banging a bitch who still wear a training bras I ate her fuckin heart out, it came with fries And my soft drink, I don't blink, I see it all My dick a ballerina, let me stick it in your Leotard How the fuck these bitches gonna call me a dog? Hold my dick above your head like a MVP award Ahh, I head you're back fucking your old Nigga I get into my car and run-over the motherfuckin.. [Chorus: Lil Wayne] Road Lizards I ain't crazy, these hoes crazy Crazy as a Road Lizards I ain't Crazy, you hoes crazy [Outro: Lil' Wayne] Road Lizard Road Lizard Road Lizard I ain't crazy, these hoes crazy Yeah!