Louis Prima — Three Handed Woman

With her left hand she'll caress you while her right hand Straightens your tie Then she picks up the telephone and calls another guy You take her here and take her there, you'll find before You're through While you think you've been takin' her, she's been takin' you She's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you Yeah, she's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you Now she's right handed, left handed, and underhanded too Ev'ry time you take her dancin', and her arms are holdin' you tight Across your shoulder she's makin' eyes at ev'ry man in sight When she says goodnight, she tells you you're the one she's crazy About But you can bet that someone else walks in when you walk out She's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you Oh, she's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you Now she's right handed, left handed, and underhanded too [Instrumental] With her left hand she'll embrace you while her right hand lowers The light She starts to work you for a day tomorrow night She puts her arms around you, there's a love light in her eyes A light that shines for you and me, and fifteen other guys She's a three handed woman, oh, and she ain't no good for you Oh, she's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you Now she's right handed, left handed, and underhanded too