MF DOOM — Impostas

MF DOOM - “Impostas” [Emcee(s): MF DOOM] [Producer(s): MF DOOM and Ill Clown] [Sample (Melody): Setsuo Yamamoto, Shun Nishigaki, and Tatsuro Suzuki - “Charlie Ending” (0:31)] [Intro: MF DOOM] The Supervillian versus the gold-digger DOOM mild-mannered old nigga Supporter for the daily blues Reporter for the jewel, drop news, pop Israeli tools [Verse 1: MF DOOM] The world-renowned master of word game Who lay low sometime behind iceberg nerd frames (Ayyo, MF) They heard the name, but just couldn’t Quite place the rep if they retraced they steps Next EP, who to give thanks ta? Here lies the pranksta who tried to test a gangsta The last thing he saw was a potato From the lone NATO who hosts his own late show Keep a low lab on Monsta Island like Seinfeld White-wine clientele connected like Mind Meld I can tell they sees these styles as too tricky They’re too picky on this microphone doohickey MF, Monday through Friday, get money Saturday through Sunday, the brown Al Bundy Waiting for the shit you’re kicking as the plot thickens He wrote these rhymes in 3-D with red and blue BIC pen And to the chickens, only hoes who say, “Let me hold ‘em” Take him in their mouth while he’s semi-swollen—semicolon I told him words would do a nigga brutal For not using his noodle, F up and get bamboozled He was the one to open to her up, blow her brains Back, dope her up or rope her to the train tracks Or he would choke her ‘til she collapse, steal/steel To poker/poke her with the wood, and tell her, “Be good” He could take a phrase like “Peter Piper picked a pepper” And put it where he couldn’t peep a sniper, sicker repper Nigga poppa, stick a chick proper Double-platinum, Oprah, soap-opera watchers, gossipers On top of her [Bridge: MF DOOM and (Sample)] (I keep forgetting) can’t go Raw anymore (I keep forgetting) rappers is Impostas. Been a show-stopper since a ho-hopper [Verse 2: MF DOOM] Never came second place in a neck-and-neck race To the naked face who wanna battle: bring a neck brace We supply the insult to injury Whoever in the industry getting money is too stingy Violate, you might as well smoke me, loc Relocate, migrate, or get caught with the okey-doke It’s guaranteed it’s your last step, so step to me With the Uzi, watch that first step—it’s a doozy Time flies as the hourglass trickles sand One last thing before I blao this popsicle stand: A rolling stone, and that’s that. At home On the microphone like, “That’s where he laid his hat at” [Outro: MF DOOM and (Sample)] (I keep forgetting) Keep making dough (I keep forgetting) Mad Flow, MF, Metal Face hoes (I keep forgetting) Factual stacks at shows (I keep forgetting) Worldwide, ‘cross the globe, let the beat rock